Thursday, February 2, 2012

Groundhog Math

You say Groundhog.

I say Woodchuck.

 groundhog (Marmota monax)

Some say Marmot, Whistle-pig, or Land Beaver.

A groundhog is a rodent.

Rodents = Trouble.

(sorry, Mickey M.)


Here's some garden math for you:

Rodent + Garden = Damage.

Groundhog = Rodent

Rodent = Groundhog.


Groundhog + Garden = Damage.

And If
Groundhog + Groundhog =
 Groundhogs to the Nth power, 

Well, I'm not a math wiz (science is more my thing)
 but I think it is safe to conclude :

Groundhogs to the Nth power = Nightmare on Garden Street.

Here's hoping those fur beasts sleep all through the rest of winter
 and forget to wake up come summer as well!

happy groundhog day, friends!  -Amy.

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