Groundhog Math

You say Groundhog.

I say Woodchuck.

photo credit

 groundhog (Marmota monax)


Some say Marmot, Whistle-pig, or Land Beaver.

A groundhog is a rodent.

Rodents = Trouble.

(sorry, Mickey M.)

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Here's some garden math for you:

Rodent + Garden = Damage.

If 
Groundhog = Rodent


Then
Rodent = Groundhog.

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Groundhog + Garden = Damage.

And If
Groundhog + Groundhog =

 Groundhogs to the Nth power, 

Well, I'm not a math wiz (science is more my thing)

 but I think it is safe to conclude :

Then 

Groundhogs to the Nth power = Nightmare on Garden Street.

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Here's hoping those fur beasts sleep all through the rest of winter

 and forget to wake up come summer as well!

happy groundhog day, friends!  -Amy.